Beautiful Engrish

I've been to China twice and I really have got to say that their signages written in English are hilarious. The few below are a sample. Don't get me wrong, I'm in no way mocking the Chinese, it's just that I feel they could do slightly better with some proof reading or hire the services of a professional translator. Meanwhile, have a good laugh. Can chio-ka-peng one.

Point No.3 - "Excuse me, what about the laugh and frolick?"

Errr... OK. God save the Italians.

I would have been dead by then.

I wonder if they do sell "hired" rice

Gases and passions... rittttte...

Imagine if it says, "Do not drop, or it would be drop."

Fishmonger